Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that
a
son
of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that
is
a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It
is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
2007-06-01 14:22:56 · 16 answers · asked by sissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's a star. Thanks for helping me forget my headache for a moment.
2007-06-01 14:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. A favorite of Mine! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-06-04 12:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny but for real i dont blame the Genie one bit hehehe
2016-05-18 23:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke sure went to the birds
2007-06-01 14:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny you have got a star
2007-06-01 15:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by jake r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Original!!!
2007-06-01 14:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-01 14:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by itsthewill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's dirty & funny. two ingredients that make it a great joke ;))
2007-06-01 15:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! lol
2007-06-01 15:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't like this joke very much. keep trying!
2007-06-01 15:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by thenamesliz(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋