Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy
The first thing Daisy asked was,
"Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"
she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby
and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do,"
the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked,
"Would you like me to put that on your bill?
"No!" Donald quacked,
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
2007-06-01 13:53:13 · 16 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How cute, what a good one!!!! You get a star!!!!
2007-06-01 14:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Jennifer♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Daisy Duck? Never heard of her.
2007-06-01 20:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 10/10
2007-06-01 21:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by LONE WOLF 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great on Angela.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-03 15:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats a good one! its a shame theres such dirty jokes about disney characters. lol
2007-06-01 20:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by kthnxby! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its quack time, have a star
2007-06-01 22:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heres a star!
2007-06-01 21:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Yemi A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Made me chuckle. haha!
2007-06-01 23:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh stop it, i'm going to wet myself lol
2007-06-01 21:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it dats funny lol
2007-06-01 21:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋