if someone steals a sign that says 'thou shall not steal' from a church how long will it take before they are hunted down???
2007-06-01 13:14:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
evolver,
keep reading, you'll get it someday...
2007-06-02 08:04:46 · update #1
Allen,
actually i spotted one yesterday...
and the thou shall not seal was the ONLY one left!!!
2007-06-02 08:05:43 · update #2
hey me,
sorry we couldn't reach that pedestal you're on, is your ego crowding you up there???
2007-06-02 08:07:19 · update #3
James,
I didn't do it!!!
(you dont have video do you???)
2007-06-02 08:08:22 · update #4
vultureman,
isn't pathetic that the question needs to state it is sarcastic???
do the religious really have now sense of humor???
2007-06-02 08:10:08 · update #5
marianne,
bravo...
2007-06-02 08:11:25 · update #6
What you neglected to tell these lovely people is that it was one of those sandwich signs worn by the minister's daughter as she walked up and down the driveway of the church. The sign wasn't the only thing stolen. *wink* I think it would only take nine months until he was hunted down.
2007-06-02 00:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I certanly hope you find some sarcastic people in this forum, there are many who seem to take an obvious joke as a reason to state their religious beliefs.
If you enter a pissing contest with a Christian, they will win because there are more of them, you'll lose the contest, so don't enter.
2007-06-01 21:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Vultureman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they steal it from a Church, it's unlikely that the pacifistic, God-fearing folk of said Church are likely to "hunt him down". Even as a sarcastic question, it doesn't work.
2007-06-01 20:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Supernite 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
6 days 6 hours 6 minutes
2007-06-01 20:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by original satan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Contact your local police dept. turn yourself in and repent
This question is intended to be sarcastic
This Answer is intended to be sarcastic
2007-06-01 20:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many churches do you know possessing such a sign?
2007-06-01 20:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
humm... as soon as they stole it! God sees everything.
Sarcastic question... serious answer. No good way of answering a sarcastic question.
2007-06-01 20:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by InnerBeauty28 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When they die - they'll be caught. Can't snow God! I would be very careful when it comes to messing with God's children.
2007-06-01 20:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My non-sarcastic answer is that it depends on how slick he is at thievery.
2007-06-01 20:18:39 · answer #9 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ya know...there are sections made more for the purposes of these questions...
i would like to see more REAL questions...
its very rare to see a good question...
2007-06-01 20:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋