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Ah, plucked by God. Does that lead to an immaculate abjection?

2007-06-01 12:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0 2

are you counting the hairs that grow in everyday to make up for the ones you lost? Or... is it getting THAT bad that your hair supply is running out? ;-)

It's just a statement that God knows everything. Even if you pee a little in your pants when you read funny questions like this one...

2007-06-01 12:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by InnerBeauty28 4 · 0 0

Have you not read the sub-clause: God is not responsible for loss of hair. He only keeps count. Neither he or any angel is responsible for loss. If loss occurs consult a local hair manipulator. God allows you free-will to lose or not lose on your own. (see weight-loss also).

2007-06-01 12:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0 0

Ha ha ha. You're so cleaver.

But isn't that a nice way to think about God's care, that He knows us that intimately that He knows every hair on our head?

2007-06-01 12:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, he only does the hair on the head

2007-06-01 12:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Reginald Whiskers 3 · 0 0

Maybe he's preparing a thesis:
"The gradual aerodynamic evolution of the human species."
Hope he doesn't try it on my dog. He' d be embarrassed to stick his head out the car window again.

2007-06-01 14:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by harleygr62 2 · 0 0

That's funny. I afraid it call getting older. Yes this is God plain

2007-06-01 12:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by whirlwind 4 · 0 0

No, that's Father Time stealing your hair. He's a *****. :P

2007-06-01 12:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Aw, don't be sad...You still got some in the middle...I bet you can even make a curl in it..

2007-06-01 12:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0 0

all i can say is ur question made me laugh out loud. but no, i dont think its god's fault.

2007-06-01 12:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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