One day Jesus was looking around in Heaven and He saw many people there that He wasn't sure should be there. Perhaps their lives were iffy. He went to St. Peter and told him he wasn 't doing his job manning the gates. St. Peter said,"It's not my fault. I turn them around at the front but then your Mother sneaks them in the back door." Christ walks away laughing shaking His head.
2007-06-01 12:20:30 · 20 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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The IRS calls a Catholic Church. Father Gomez picks up the phone.
"You aren't going to start taxing the church are you?"
"Oh, no" says the Revenue Agent "We're just checking up on one of your parishioners, Sean O'Malley. He's claiming a deduction for a $1000 donation he says he made to your church. Is it true? "
"If you call back tomorrow" The priest says " It will be"
2007-06-01 12:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 06:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like Fr. Shire when he was dieing and in the emergency room and he saw that he was condemned because he was faced with the truth about him being a priest only for himself and the recognition and then he heard a nice female voice that said "Well, what if we gave him special graces?" and then he heard "Mother, he is all yours" zoom he was back in his body and then later he found out that when they first brought him to the hospital they heard him sputtering through the blood and everything that he was trying to say the Hail Mary.
2007-06-01 12:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by Midge 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. yep....Mary is like that. she wants us all to be saved....even if it means sneaking us in through the back door because we aren't worthy of getting in. I can actually picture her doing something like that. ;)
~PhoeniX~
2007-06-01 12:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Spurious 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
2007-06-01 12:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by NFrancis 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny! even though im gay i still go to church and enjoy good clean religious jokes.
2007-06-01 16:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.
I'm going to email this to my son.
2007-06-01 18:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just like a good mother would.....lol good one and god bless.
2007-06-01 12:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by fenian1916 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats pretty good.
2007-06-01 12:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by myshinigami 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh. That's scary.
2007-06-01 12:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by Esther 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋