A man and his wife live in a beach house. One afternoon the wife sends her husband out to find some snails for supper (escargot). While he's out with a bucket searching, he finds this beautiful woman on the beach. After a while of talking, they decide to go back to her beach house, and end up making love for the rest of the day. After which they both fall asleep.
The man wakes up well after dark. In a panic, he rushes to get dressed and runs towards his home. On the way he quickly finds some snails and drops them in the bucket, all the while wondering what he's going to tell his wife.
Just as he reaches the top step to the door he trips dumping the snails on the landing. At the same time his wife opens the door to find her husband face down on the landing and snails at her feet.
Just as she angrily starts to ask where the h*** he's been, he quickly pipes up "Hurry up, come on guys, we're almost there!"
2007-06-01 11:54:32 · 15 answers · asked by passionatemilf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAH!!!!!
that was great!!
it took a while to click but when it did i nearly peed myselfs!.
awsome
star
2007-06-01 12:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The husband did some really quick thinking! LOL
2007-06-01 12:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it star 4 u
2007-06-01 11:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might want to explain the snail part for the slower people.
2007-06-01 12:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by life is short, I am not. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 9/10.
2007-06-01 12:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...funny!!! lol! Thats a good one!! heres a star for you! Have a good day! ♥
2007-06-01 12:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i expected some lame ending but that ending was really funny.
i will have to remember that one
cheers!!!
2007-06-01 21:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Made me laugh.
2007-06-01 11:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a really good one!!
LOL
2007-06-01 12:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked this one
2007-06-01 12:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋