you know in life there's always a fork in the road. now my followers somehow think they're going to convert you. that's great if you do, I sure could use the extra loot. but please stop preachin' to them. that could be a two way street. some of these cats may be on the fence about me.
so here's the deal, no more of that I don't exist talk. I've got a few more assets to acquire before I retire. let's make a deal. what do ya' say? huh?
2007-06-01 11:46:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well Jeezy, what's in it for me?...and don't think I'm buying into that eternal life crap you sell everybody else. I'm gonna need something I can fold.
2007-06-01 11:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by texaspicker0 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who said that?
You impostor of a figment of the imagination!
I'll bet you're just posing as a honey trap for the IRS to catch the congregation scammers and tax dodgers.
Good luck.
2007-06-01 18:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by davidifyouknowme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, that is
GRAVE-ly
funny.
GRAVE INDEED; with a fireproof jumpsuit on the side.
Jeremiah 14:14 "Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart."
2nd Corinthians 11:13 "For such [are] false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ."
2nd Peter 2:1 "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction."
I do not know exactly what it is you're trying to pull off with your talk and 'err' screen name.....but it reeeeks of putrefaction. WORD!
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2007-06-01 19:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cut me in for 5 and you have a deal.
2007-06-01 18:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Big Super 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want 10 percent off the top, unmarked hundreds and twenties, no questions asked.
2007-06-01 18:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Give me 1,000,000 US dollars in unmarked cash and we have a deal.
2007-06-01 19:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, as long as you can assure me that nobody will ever be hurt by religion again.
Until then - it's an evil that should be eradicated.
2007-06-01 18:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by eldad9 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Jesus my man. The fewer people on this planet who "follow" you, the better off this planet.
2007-06-01 18:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about I just get Satan to kick your ***? lol. Nice biker look you got going there Jeezus.
2007-06-01 18:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus! Is that really you? I've been waiting all my life for this moment!
Please, save us from your followers...
2007-06-01 18:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by Dog 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋