1) Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your a*se in here by 8:00!"
2) Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3) Inventive way to finally meet the hunk in Human Resources.
4) "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5) To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse....
6) You want to see if it's like the dream.
7) So that- with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated CV.....
8) People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them....
9) Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk....
10) Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning...
11) No one steals your chair....
2007-06-01 11:07:52 · 18 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know #11 is true because there was a girl on my job that didn't wear panties.
we marked her chair with permanent marker. When she quit, we trashed the chair.
EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
2007-06-01 11:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny!
10 of 10 And a Star!
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2007-06-01 11:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-01 10:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Work where I work if you like, need some inspiration in there. Full of lads though! Nice one.
2007-06-01 12:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by James D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Myklia, you have made me laugh all night. Thank you. Keep the world smiling.
2007-06-01 11:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-01 13:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one! Ha ha ha! lol! heres a star!!! lol! Have a good day! ♥
2007-06-01 11:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm might have to try that one day, think it might shock the people in the bank
2007-06-02 02:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 11 is fricking hilarious!!!!! LOVE IT!! :D
2007-06-01 11:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by Nic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi hi funny !
2007-06-01 11:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋