Yes, Adam spoke English, don't you know?
2007-06-01 10:47:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tape worm? That's an awesome name. They're the worms that make duct tape, right?
2007-06-01 10:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you ever watch "The Simpsons"? He ran out of good names by then. I suppose that Eve didn't feel like helping him name such a disgusting creature.
2007-06-01 10:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam majored in the reptile department, sub-order Serpentes (snakes).
2007-06-01 10:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to Genesis 2:20, he didn't name oceanic lifeforms, just land animals and birds.
2007-06-01 11:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by w2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
Although I'm sure he didn't name ALL the animals, just as I'm sure Noah didn't take ALL the animals on the ark. Ever wonder where the unicorn went? Noah hated those flaming ponies.
2007-06-01 10:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by sleepy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam was a stone cold homeboy
2007-06-01 10:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think we named that one.
actually i think we named all of the animals becuase i dont believe in god. and didnt god name the animals?
2007-06-01 10:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had he named them Hector or Denise, would that help?
2007-06-01 11:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Adonai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz "tube steak" was already taken?
2007-06-01 10:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by Athiests_are_dumb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheist was already reserved?
2007-06-01 10:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋