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There are 3 people appling for a job at the CIA. 2 men, 1 women. They passed all the tests except 1. They had to go in a room and shoot their spouse with a supplied gun. The 1st man went in, and in 10 min. came back out with tears in his eyes.
"I can't do it!" he sed.
"Get your wife and get out." the testers sed.
the 2nd man went in and also came back with tears in his eyes.
"i just cant pull the trigger!"
the testers told him to go home. now it was time for the women. Before the door even closed, they heard gunshots. Once the door was closed, the testers heard slamming, scraping and screaming. After 15 min., the women came back out panting and sweating.
"No one told me the gun was filled with blanks!" she sed. "i had to kill the b*s*a*d with a chair!"
2007-06-01
10:09:00
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