>Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A
>mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>speaker-function and began to talk.
>Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>MAN: "Hello"
>WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>MAN: "Yes"
>WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this
>beautiful leather coat.
>It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
> 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
>MAN: "How much?"
>WOMAN: "£70,000"
>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted
>last yearis back on the market, they're asking £950,000"
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
>900,000. They
>will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
>thousand, After all it really is a pretty good price."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!"
>The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
>him in astonishment, mouths agape.
>
> .......
>
>
>
>
> He smiles and asks:
>
>
>
> "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
2007-06-01 10:01:53 · 10 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3rd time this was on here today.
ATTN EVERYBODY. COME UP WITH NEW STUFF.
2007-06-01 10:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-01 17:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real husband is going to kill the guy.
2007-06-01 17:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny. Women are stupid.
2007-06-01 19:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i knew someone like that, given you a star
2007-06-01 17:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before its really good and i always laugh at it =D
2007-06-01 17:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by alexandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny ^^
2007-06-01 17:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by kaytii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but good one!
2007-06-01 17:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is funny
2007-06-01 18:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by Nik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute =)
2007-06-01 17:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋