A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, Honey?" the husband inquired, as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue'., "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
2007-06-01 09:58:09 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!!
2007-06-01 10:01:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-06-01 12:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-01 10:04:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha love it really funny ;;.. took m a while to get it lol deserves a star ***
2007-06-01 10:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by alexandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha ha ha ha lol that was funny gotta tell boyfriend
2007-06-01 10:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by confusedandfrustrated!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2007-06-01 10:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL haha made me laugh!
2007-06-01 10:16:36 · answer #7 · answered by isati 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-01 12:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by Yourmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha not bad as if though lol
2007-06-01 10:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
heard it before
still very funny
good one
2007-06-01 10:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋