LOVE When your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST When your tongue meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE When you lose your child in a crowded room
LOVE When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE What the hell are you talking about.
LOVE When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST When you argue over the wet spot.
MARRIAGE When you argue over money.
LOVE When you share everything you own.
LUST When you steal everything you own.
MARRIAGE When the bank owns everything.
LOVE When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE What's a climax.
LOVE When you phone each other to say "Hi."
LUST When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE When you phone to b*tch.
LOVE When you write poems about your partner.
LUST When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE When all you write is cheques.
2007-06-01 09:50:33 · 10 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST When you couldn't care less.
MARRIAGE When the only concerns is what's on TV.
LOVE When your farewell is "i love you darling...."
LUST When your farewell is "so, same time next week...."
MARRIAGE When your farewell is relief.
LOVE When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE When you never see each other awake.
LOVE When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE When your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE When nobody else matters.
LUST When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE When you listen to the radio.
2007-06-01 09:58:19 · update #1
LOVE When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE When you're only interested in your golf score.
2007-06-01 10:02:23 · update #2
to mr taco its JOKES & RIDDLES
clues in the title
does it say questions NO
2007-06-01 10:07:35 · update #3
Love When you can't wait to see them.
Lust When you can't wait to see them naked.
Marriage When you can't wait to see them leave.
Who peed in chef hats souffle?
2007-06-01 09:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I give you a 10.
2007-06-01 10:24:37 · answer #2 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right
2007-06-01 09:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, pretty acute observations here, how long must it have taken you to get all these>?
2007-06-02 02:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad would agree with you on that one. he has been married 3 times.
2007-06-01 10:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by out for justice. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so close to the truth it's freaky, lol
2007-06-01 09:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by chazta01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your avatar is kinda ugly. get a new avatar face.
2007-06-01 09:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
it's all true! lol
2007-06-01 09:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda' true
good read, thanks!
2007-06-02 01:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what is your question? This is a question and answer forum. If you do not have a question, then you are breaking the rules and regulations of Yahoo! Answers. You're lucky if no one reports you.
2007-06-01 09:52:33 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 0⤊ 20⤋