I know. I really need help for this haiku fixation. I'm attending Haiku Addicts Anonymous and its not helping.
2007-06-01 09:37:50 · 18 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love haikus! Don't stop!
Are you a monkey?
Because Darwin says you are.
So he's wrong, WE'RE RIGHT.
God scooped up some dirt
And made humans out of it!
THAT'S scientific.
How can you trust some
Dumb scientific theory
Over my BIBLE??
2007-06-01 09:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 9⤊ 1⤋
A combination of Stiles from Teen Wolf Joey from Friends Seth from The O.C
2016-04-01 09:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A museum of ignorance,
outdated myth in a modern world,
$27 million could have fed the poor,
Shame and sorrow.
Peace.
2007-06-01 09:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh silly Fundie,
T-Rex would pick your bones clean.
That's reality.
Oh foolish Fundie,
The Earth is older than we.
That's the simple truth.
Oh naive Fundie,
You ignore all true science.
That's just a plain fact.
Oh my poor Fundie,
Your time is nearing its end.
That's a pleasant fact.
2007-06-01 10:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fundy Museum
Humans and dinosaur pets
Where were the Rubbles?
2007-06-01 09:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Noah and Dinos
A creationists' sublime
We know they're all nuts
2007-06-01 09:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly fundies go
on family vacation
to look at nonsense.
2007-06-01 09:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by Murazor 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
with a whistle and a shout
God worked it all out
Gods Creation is great spot
2007-06-01 09:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dinosaur friend
Or so I thought until
Stomp!
2007-06-01 09:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by milomax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam's five loincloths
artifacts for public view
none of them are real
2007-06-01 09:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋