Johnny was working at the fishplant when he accidentally cut off all
ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room. The doctor
looked at Johnny and said "let's have the fingers,and I'll see what I can do."
John said ,"I haven't got the fingers." What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers?
It's 2004. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques,
I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Furious John says, "How the f#ck was I supposed to pick them up?!!!"
2007-06-01 09:35:34 · 4 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like this one, its not only funny but believable, well done.
2007-06-01 09:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of fish fingers but this is ridiculous
2007-06-01 09:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he could of used his toes :)
2007-06-01 09:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice ly done...
2007-06-01 09:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋