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It all sounds kind of creepy to me.

2007-06-01 09:33:06 · 52 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You do whatever you want to do.

2007-06-01 09:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 5

They stand around praising God and singing songs and not eating, sleeping, pooing or doing anything "mortal."
It's an incredible boor. Most new angels opt for Hell after the second week (or 42,000th rendition of "Yes Jesus Loves Me", whichever comes first).
Really, Heaven is Hell. Imagine spending eternity in the company of all those sanctimonious bluenosed, blue haired, blue-veined, blue-blooded bluebottles ... it's enough to make one see red, isn't it?
All the more interesting people -- the philosophers, historical figures, partiers, those of loose morals and free thought - they're all in Hell.
I know where I'm going, if I get the choice. Maybe if I "pants" St. Peter, or pee on the pearly gatepost?

2007-06-01 09:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0 1

What do they do here?...it is the same in Heaven but you dont have sickness, disease, crime or hate...Its beautiful, you have a home, work yes work but not like here...it is what you love to do and benefits all others...you are not some little cloud that floats around..you look just like you look and you will see all your ancestors there too..you still learn and grow as you do here. Man didnt pollute anything and the air is sweet and all of nature is beautiful....if you go to jdm.org he has a whole series on heaven you should listen too..you will get excited not scared....hope it helps

2007-06-01 09:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by rowdysunsetart 5 · 0 2

I have heard, some keep the real drastic forces of nature at bay, some watch over us personally and protect us from the evil we cannot handle on our own. Some watch us make a mess of the planet and our personal lives.

It may sound creepy but I think we are like a horrible spectacle, like a horror movie you hate to watch but can't drag your eyes away.

2007-06-01 09:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by anifan 3 · 0 2

In the BIBLE it says, "because of the hope which is laid up for you in heaven, of which you heard before in the word of the truth of the gospel." COLOSSIANS 1:5
What that means is that we as people have faith & hope and that how we imagine it is how it is going to be. We will live in mansions and have every thing we want and we will rejoyce with our dead family and friends and meet new people

2007-06-01 09:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Zack L 2 · 0 0

There is a lot of singing I'm sure. There are very few people there at this time, but it want be creepy. There will be joy!

2007-06-01 09:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ardys R 2 · 1 0

Beside Praise the Lord, Live in a mansion of gold. But seriously it is more then that. It is having fellowship with all that believe and the most important fellowship is with God Almighty Himself. Imagine the best party of all times you had with friends and magnify it beyond your wildest imagination. And yet remember God does not sin so remember there is no sin in Heaven.

2007-06-01 09:39:28 · answer #7 · answered by turtle30c 6 · 0 2

Revelation 5:9, 10 says those who were taken to heaven serve as kings and priests.

2007-06-01 09:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by damesha 3 · 1 2

Heaven is actually a walled off area of the after life where they stick all the self righteous Christians so they won't freak out when they find that actually everybody gets into paradise. There is also a seperate Muslim section to keep them from blowing themselves up when they find that there are no virgins. Heaven is creepy since all the Christians get to do is strum their harps and sing hosannahs for eternity. The rest of the afterlife is jamming to the sounds of the Super Group with Jimmy Hendrix, Jerry Garcia, John Entwhistle, Kieth Moon, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison that goes on forever.

2007-06-01 09:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 2 5

Everything we want, we are the King's Kids. But in the Lake of Fire sounds horrible to me. There is no freewill and torment forever. It is one or the other. Which do you choose? Life or death, Heaven or Hell, Jesus or Satan. I AM glad that I allowed Jesus to be my Lord and Savior so that God could forgive my sins and adopt me into His Family.

2007-06-01 09:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Apostle Jeff 6 · 0 2

ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES from what I read and understand. Heaven doesn't have any pain or problems. I know that is hard to understand because we suffer here on earth. Heaven is our reward for serving the lord through all this negative and hardship.

2007-06-01 09:37:25 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ Rachel ♥ 4 · 1 2

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