A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The
undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you
can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it
and told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and you would spend
only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was
buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
that chance."
2007-06-01 08:50:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny!!! I'm going to have to quit nagging my husband!!!!
2007-06-01 09:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-04-01 09:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will my husband fall back in love with me?
2016-10-20 12:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe Haha thats funny
2007-06-01 09:38:31 · answer #4 · answered by smAshley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That husband is BAD. I can't believe he would say/do that!
2007-06-01 09:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx 4 the 2 points, now what's the question?
2007-06-01 08:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good job girl because this is so funny i love it somuch because you really did hit the spot with this one and plus i had just gave you you a star because you rocks and thanks for making me laugh because you had made my day with this one lol 10/10.
2007-06-01 08:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another star 4 U ;) that's funny
2007-06-01 09:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can unprotected sex with my white husband cause a pregnancy?
2016-10-12 00:04:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby girl names??????
2017-04-08 21:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋