i have really bad wind it stinks so bad?

Question

when i break wind every one in the room smells it,it stays in the room for a long time its that bad,and i can stop dioning it im really upset about it i dont mean to do it why is thia happing to me,i just want to be able to go to the toylet and have a poo

theres so much blood in my poop it fills the pan

Answer 1

That's why they call it crap. Damn, if it don't smell you aren't eating the right foods.

Vanity is one of those things that don't matter..

Stop and think how important your self image is and who really gives a crap

Army Ranger Cooks Dinner
At ON Point, we've been quite busy bringing you news from the front lines and keeping you informed about the latest goings-on. There's been quite a bit to discuss. From gun control to terrorism to geopolitics, we've got several serious threads of active conversation already going on the site. Which is why it's time to lighten it up a bit.
So what do the troops really talk about? What's actually on their minds? What bolsters morale amidst the chaos? What is the medicine that keeps them sane in a combat environment and enables them to walk down the streets day in and day out? Besides Red Bull.
They tell stories like this...
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I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner.
After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten.
I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made:

I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la-King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/rehydrated rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sauteed in shaved garlic and olive oil.
In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some spices, and blended everything together in a glass pan that I then cooked in the oven for about 35 minutes at 450 degrees.
When I took it out, it looked like, well, ham slices, pork chops and a bed of yellow poop. I covered the tops of the meat in the MRE cheese (kinda like Velveeta) and added some green sprinkly thingys from one of my spice cans (hey, if it's got green sprinkly thingys on it, it looks fancy right?)
For dessert, I took four MRE Pound Cakes, mashed 'em up, added five packets of cocoa powder, powdered coffee cream, and some water. I heated it up and stirred it until it looked like a sort of chunky gelatinous organism, and I sprinkled powdered sugar on top of it.

Voila - Ranger Pudding.
For alcoholic drinks, I took the rest of my bottle of Military Special Vodka (yes, they DO make a type of liquor named "Military Special" - it sells for $4.35 per fifth at the Class VI Store) and mixed in four packets of "Electrolytes - 1 each - Cherry flavored" (I swear, the packet says that). It looked like an eerie Kool-Aid with sparkles in it (that was the electrolytes I guess ... could've been leftover sand from Egypt).
I lit two candles, put a vase of wildflowers in the middle, and set the table with my best set of Ralph Lauren Academy-series China (that s**t is EXPENSIVE ... my set of 8 place settings cost me over $600), and put the alcoholic drink in a crystal wine decanter.
She came over, and I had some appetizers already made, of MRE spaghetti-with-meatballs, set in small cups. She saw the dinner, saw the food, and said "This looks INCREDIBLE!!!"
We dug in, and she was loving the food. Throughout the meal, she kept asking me how long it took me to make it, and kept remarking that I obviously knew a thing or two about cooking fine meals. She kind of balked at the makeshift "wine" I had set out, but after she tried it I guess she liked it because she drank four glasses during dinner.
At the end of the main course, when I served the dessert, she squealed with delight at the "Chocolate mousse" I had made. Huh? Chocolate what? Okay ... yeah ... it's Chocolate Moose. Took me HOURS to make ...
yup.
Later on, as we were watching a movie, she excused herself to use my latrine. While she was in there, I heard her say softly to herself "uh oh" and a resounding but petite fart punctuated her utterance of dismay.
Let the games begin.
She sprayed about half a can of air freshener (Air Freshener, 1 each, Orange scent. Yup. The Army even makes smellgood) and returned to the couch, this time with an obvious pained look.

After 10 more minutes she excused herself again, and retreated to the bathroom for the second time. I could hear her say "What the hell is WRONG with me???", as she again sent flatulent shockwaves into the porcelain bowl. This time, they sounded kinda wet, and I heard the toilet paper roll being employed, and again, LOTS more air freshener.
Back to the couch. She smiles meekly as she decides to sit on the chair instead of next to me. She sits on my chair, knees pulled up to her chest, kind of rocking back and forth slightly. Suddenly, without a word, she ROCKETED up and FLEW to the bathroom, slammed the door, and didn't come out for 30 minutes.
I turned the movie up because I didn't want her to hear me laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my cheeks.
She came out with a slightly gray pallor to her face, and said "I am SOOOOOO sorry. I have NO idea what is wrong with me. I am so embarrassed, I can't believe I keep running to your bathroom!!"
I gave her an Immodium AD, and she finally settled down and relaxed.
Later on, she asked me again what I had made for dinner, because she had enjoyed it so much. I calmly took her into the kitchen and showed her all the used MRE bags and packets in the trash can.
After explaining to her that she had eaten roughly 9,000 calories of "Army food" she turned stark white, looked at me incredulously, and said "I ate 9,000 calories or dehydrated food that was made 3 years ago?"
After I concurred, she grabbed her coat and keys, and took off without a word.
She called me yesterday. Seems she couldn't s**t for 3 days, and when she finally did, the smell was so bad, her roommate could smell it from down the hall. She also told me she had been working out nonstop to combat the high caloric intake, and that she never wanted me to cook dinner for her again, unless she was PERSONALLY there to inspect the food beforehand.
It was a fun date. She laughed about it eventually, and said that that was the first time she'd ever crapped in a guy's house on a date. She'd been so upset by it she was in tears in the bathroom while I had been in tears on the couch.
I know, I'm an a**hole, but it was still a funny night.

Answer 2

You may consider staying away from broccoli (cruciferous plant) or possibly not eat any beans what so ever. If this doesn't work then you may want to move towards foods that contain higher levels of acidic starches. These foods do the following:

1) They hold your blood glucose in check. They do that by slowing the speed with which your stomach empties. Therefore slowing the process of gas developing that you will expel.


If this doesn't work, just let it rip. Ask someone to pull your finger, then you can at least laugh about the "stinky" situation.

Answer 3

Go to the health food store and ask them for intestinal flora. It's the good bacteria and enzymes that helps your body digest food. It's good to take after you have finished taking antibiotics that might kill off some of these little helpers. Make sure they get you the bottle out of the refrigerator. and keep it refrigerated when you take it home. You probably are having trouble digesting some of your food. You might also be lactose intolerant.

Answer 4

It's your diet. Try some Beano ... that will help. Otherwise, eat a diet more balanced with fiber, not too much, not too little.

Answer 5

Well, it could be a problem that you should see your doctor for, or try changing your diet.If that doesn't help nothing will so good luck!

Answer 6

you need more fiber in your diet

Answer 7

You are silly!