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2007-06-01 08:02:40 · 11 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Ask at night, but no one was online to be funny.

2007-06-01 08:02:57 · update #1

11 answers

Myth?! He knows it was the Almighty Squirrel.

2007-06-01 08:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by .......... 4 · 1 0

no but he does have this cute little story about how he evolved from pond scum to become the master of the universe...

wait that would make God an atheist....
which is true since he wouldn't have to believe in himself...
that would explain their jealousy... they want to be him and be master of the universe... if they would just admit it

2007-06-01 15:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Naughty Squirrel, you always have the wittiest questions to provoke these R&S ppl!!

2007-06-01 15:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Bunny Lebowski 5 · 0 0

God always was, and forever shall be. He is the beginning and the end. Hope that answers that :P

2007-06-01 15:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He told me that Al Gore made Him.

2007-06-01 15:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by Bebe 3 · 0 0

only non believing humans did.GOD created even time and dimensions!

2007-06-01 15:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by katagalugan9 4 · 0 0

Oooh....like an eternity mirror...

2007-06-01 15:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Perhaps you should Email him and ask.

2007-06-01 15:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by charliecizarny 5 · 0 0

No, silly squirrel, silly.

2007-06-01 15:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by dicey047 2 · 0 0

He was always here.

2007-06-01 15:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Barbara 2 · 0 1

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