The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2007-06-01 07:54:00 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good.
2007-06-01 09:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by N W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just gave me the 2nd laugh in 24 hours and i will also print it out and fwd to friends as I can't remember that much of it without reference. Love the clean jokes-keep them coming.
2007-06-08 01:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mischievous.
2007-06-09 13:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was way to funny!! I died but I'm back, How did you come up w/ that? I can't tell a joke that good!
2007-06-09 15:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♦Silva64♦ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw that one coming
2007-06-06 17:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by lema10805 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny but I heard before.
2007-06-09 14:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting story, but no star.
2007-06-09 14:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha isn't this a commercial i love it though it rocks 10/10
2007-06-08 11:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by Russell J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That's sooo funny.
2007-06-08 12:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...i am glad that never happened to me! Of course i am 14 so it wouldn't have...
2007-06-09 14:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by fpsfreak101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋