1) They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2) A better model is always just around the corner.
3) They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4) It is always necessary to have a backup.
5) They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6) The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
7) In order to get their attention you need to turn them on.
8) The lights are on but nobody's home.
9) Big power surges knock them out for the night.
10) Size does matter.
2007-06-01 06:24:24 · 24 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah i may be blonde purplevoodoo
but i can recognise a **** when i see one
2007-06-01 09:33:55 · update #1
10 equally top reason's they must be female
1)No matter how they get the data it's never organised
2)The next model is more trouble than it's worth
3)They spend more time on their history than on new things
4)No matter how much you back up it's never enough
5)No matter what buttons you push the function always changes.
6)No matter what games you play they want to play something else
7)No matter how turned on they get they're never satisfied
8)The light's just don't work
9)Big power surges go right over their heads
10) Size does matter
2007-06-01 08:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should be in the guinness book of records for having the best jokes. Everyone from you have been great. I am enjoying my evening. lol
2007-06-01 06:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but you girlies love a nice sized RAM though, don't you?
And let's not go into the realms of 'Gega-bytes!'
2007-06-01 07:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The printer at my work hardly ever works well it is made by Brother.
2007-06-01 19:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by holly b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good but number 10 is wrong
2007-06-01 06:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, but you missed one off:
11) they pis* you off
2007-06-01 07:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try girlie
but computers are temperamental
which means they have to be female
youre blonde so you prob wont understand what i mean
ask a brunette friend to explain lol
EDIT:
i love how you can tell a joke but cant take a joke
id expect you to recognise a **** - you own one silly
2007-06-01 06:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
Keep them coming - these are good!
2007-06-01 06:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-06-03 09:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 is actually wrong...
but lol
2007-06-01 10:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by Cloud Nine--Sez YAHH 2 tha hatas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋