Joe enters the confessional and tells the Priest that he has committed adultery.
The Priest says,"Oh no, was it with Marie Brown?"
Joe says,"I'd rather not say who it was with."
The Priest says,"Was it with Betty Smith?"
Joe says, "I would rather not say."
So the Priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves.
While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.
Joe says, "Yes, and got two very good leads!"
2007-06-01 06:19:31 · 14 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome! I need to go to confession!!!LOL!
2007-06-01 06:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-06-01 06:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Dave allen did tell very funny jokes on TV
2007-06-01 09:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very good at the old jokes and the riddles. Keep them coming, you are a real entertainer. I like them.
2007-06-01 06:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does this mean: "Joe says, 'Yes, and got two very good leads!'..."?
Tell me the meaning and of course more jokes if you have time... my e-mail is mariakhin@hotmail.com
2007-06-01 06:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ill give it a 5/10
2007-06-01 06:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-06-01 06:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever, very funny didnt see that coming!!
2007-06-01 06:23:54 · answer #8 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah
2007-06-01 06:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Bad! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-01 11:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋