One sunny day a Russian, an American and a blonde are walking down the street. They were talking and getting to know eachother and they started talking about history. The Russian's chest swells up and he says proudly "We were the first to land on Mars!"
The American says "We were the first to land on the moon!" The blonde's chest puffs up the most and she says "Yeah, I bet you can't beat this, we're going to be the first to land on the sun!" The Russian and the American look at eachother and chuckle then the Russian says to the blonde "Your joking right? You think that you can do that? You'll burn if you get anywhere near it!" The blonde starts laughing and says "HELLO!!! WE'RE GOING AT NIGHT!!!!"
2007-06-01 06:02:49 · 10 answers · asked by jaymiae 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Those Blondes will try it, too! LOL.
j/k.
Have a great day!
2007-06-01 08:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA... very funny.
I got a blonde joke for you!
One day a blonde was looking all over for her pencil and she just looked everywhere...including on top of her ears where she usually puts her pencil...but the only thing she found was a tampoon....
lol i don't mean to affend blondes...i personally have blonde highlights...i just thought it was funny joke to share! :)
2007-06-01 13:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
2007-06-01 13:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard something like this joke but i like how u told it better
2007-06-01 13:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-06-01 13:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by marsh.mayhem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-06-01 13:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by codsterforever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it lots before!
2007-06-01 13:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it dsnt make me laugh
2007-06-01 13:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by zeyy.12345 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one !!! Keep them coming !!!!
2007-06-01 13:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-06-01 13:05:42 · answer #10 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋