1) I think of you as my brother
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "deliverance."
2) There's a slight difference in our ages.
You are one jurassic geezer.
3) I'm not attracted to you in "that way".
You are the ugliest wanker i've ever seen.
4) My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other lads i'm seeing
.
5) I've got a boyfriend.
Who's really my male cat and half a gallon of ben & jerry's icecream.
6) I don't see men from where I work.
Hey, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same "solar system," much less the same building.
7) It's not you, it's me.
It's not me, It's you.
8) I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring as my job is better than dating you.
9) I'm celibate.
I've sworn off men like you.
10) Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in detail about all the other men I have sex with
2007-06-01 05:24:29 · 21 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to Kandyman i like yours
soooo funny, what a surprise all comes back to sex
to EndorphinRush i like the 5 you put
ta my huns
2007-06-01 06:13:23 · update #1
what do guys mean when they say
i love you...
i want s*x
how was your day?
when am i getting s*x
lets go out tonight!
lets have s*x outdoors tonight!
i don't like that mate of yours!
i tried to have s*x with her before and she turned me down!
I like that mate of yours!
if all fails with you, i am gonna try to have s*x with her! and i think she'll give me some!
i want to eat?
can we have s*x after!
i miss you!
I been trying to have s*x with other women whilst i wasn't with you, but no luck.... now that your here can we have s*x!
i want to sleep!
I want to sleep!
i need a dump!
i need a dump!
2007-06-01 05:32:26 · answer #1 · answered by KandyMan 3 · 11⤊ 0⤋
1) I'm going to step outside the box and date a girl for once...
Hate to say it but you really are not my type...
2) Oh my god you'd look so cute in a pink shirt ;)
OK, no woman is sincerely attracted to a guy in a pink shirt, and neither am I...
3) Friday night is not good for me, how about we take a hike on Super Bowl Sunday?
No further explanation is needed for this one...
4) I have OCD
Those hands are not touching me unless there is fire in the building and you are the firefighter ;p
5) I enjoy same sex relations too and only date bisexual men...
I'm far from interested but my best gay friend has a crush on you, Lol
2007-06-01 05:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by EndorphinRush 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like the rejection line where a woman gives a guy a phone number and when he calls it he hears sad music and an automated message telling him something like, "Hello, you've reached the rejection line. I'm sorry but you're a loser and you need to get a life. To continue on in English, press 1..." That's never happened to me, however, because I'm a stud and a chick magnet.
2007-06-01 05:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Dreams 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-06-01 05:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sonell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent Lol
2016-04-01 09:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
those were really funny and cute
thanks for the laugh
here have and enjoy a star
2007-06-01 05:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like #3
♥
2007-06-01 05:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM, roasted. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to hear a new joke. I don't think this one is a repeat. So many jokes you hear you have heard before. Well I never heard this one. Thanks.
2007-06-01 06:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha x
2007-06-01 05:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by Laney H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I couldn't have said it any better. Good one!
2007-06-03 06:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by Prudie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋