Gee....let's see if this one gets deleted too....(nothing better to do apparently)
My dad was the kind of guy who was pretty straight forward and tough. One day I told him, "Dad....I'm sick and tired of running around in circles here"
So he got mad and nailed down my other foot.
Hope you laughed.......
2007-06-01 05:09:23 · 20 answers · asked by primoa1970 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm a born-again Christian folks....
Nothing derogatory about this joke.
I love the Lord Jesus Christ with all my heart.
2007-06-01 05:15:23 · update #1
I too love our Lord. So your joke gets a star.
It's a wonder your dad didn't give you a round 'tuit'.
2007-06-01 05:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing wrong with that. Good clean joke for sure. Thanks.
No pun intended.
As long as users of this site abide by the guide lines, there is no problem. Some, never bother to read them, and a lot think using foul language, is a tough adult thing to do.
People are offended, and for that they need to get reported. Just my view~~I tell it like I see it.~~~jill
2007-06-01 06:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jill ❤'s U.S.A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dialled the number and waited for an answer. A little boy answered the phone. He was whispering. Boy - h-hello? Me - hello? ...is your mum there? Boy - no, she's busy. Me - oh, ok, is your dad there? Boy - he's busy. Me - uh, is there anyone else there? Boy - the police man. Me - and where's he? Boy - oh, he's busy Me - ...! Okay...is there anyone else? Boy - yes, the fireman. Me - alright, where is he? Boy - he's busy too. Me - can I ask; what are they busy doing? Boy - ....they're busy looking for me. ---------------------------------------... Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road? To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- darn it. ---------------------------------------... A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘What do you want?’ The fish croaks, ‘Water.’ XD
2016-05-18 06:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by anitra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke man I laughed. I'm a born again christian too. It Rocks!!
2007-06-01 05:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK, I must have woken up in an alternate universe this morning...
You have a sense of humor, OMG! ;0)
2007-06-01 05:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats funny. Unfortantily the group that nails their feet to teh floor is going to get offended and demand you get taken off.
OH WOW, they beat me to it.
2007-06-01 05:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by Relax Guy 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
lol
3 priests were discussing how much money they keep for themselves and how much money goes to God.
The first one says "I draw a circle on the floor and trow the money up, whatever lands in the Circle goes to God, outside to me"
The second one says "I draw a square, whatever lands inside goes to God, outside to me"
the third one says "mine is the best. it works out well. i just throw the money up, and god takes what he wants, and i keep whatever comes back down".
2007-06-01 05:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Narcissa K 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Right.... No I didn't laugh. But I don't think it's bad either, necessarily.
2007-06-01 11:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Mailman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do the call a Lawyer who has failed?
SENATOR
2007-06-01 06:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har Har.
2007-06-01 05:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by Truth7 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋