I had a tough day yesterday, being attacked be various European atheists yesterday. I got 4 violation notices, which were engineered by that guy in Denmark and his female philly.
Throughout history, this is what happens to great men who try to lead.
A lot of you Christians understand what I am saying. We are trying to give people a gift of everlasting life, and we are under constant attack.
I took an e-mail from that loaljfsdjlkinner chick and that guy in Denmark and showed them to the tellers at my bank. They were concerned and said that it was too bad.
Then I took them over to the travel agent next door. I went to visit my son last summer, so I know the ladies in the office. They said that they were sorry too. I kept showing them her mispelling of ethnically (she wrote ethically) and they had a good chuckle.
I'm glad to know that Christians are on the same page.
Attacking atheists are really evangelical. Isn't that really ironic?
2007-06-01 03:18:49 · 24 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Colson, please accept a hug and a dozen of my freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. They are homemade and fresh from the oven.
Acid Zebra and Lok are not waging a conspiracy against you, I promise. They are too busy discussing gay marriage with me on my blog.
May I suggest a nice warm blanket, a comfortable couch and your Bible.
I did get a tickle out of you calling Lok his "philly" though, that was a good one.
God bless,
Charlene
2007-06-01 04:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1) philly is a cream cheese.
2) filly is a female horse.
3) Denmark is not the Netherlands.
4) Christians are on the same page - but it doesn't seem that you are there with us.
Accept the attacks, Jesus said they would come. He also warned against puffing onself up.
Your actions are bringing unwarranted condemnation and ridicule upon the God you imply you serve -I don't think you've ever stated that you are a christian.
2007-06-01 13:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are trying to give them what you believe is the gift of ever-lasting life, but that does not mean that your way is true. they believe in something else, or don't believe in anything at all. you can try to persuade them, but by the time they seem harried, you should just leave them alone. to an athiest, a bible full of contradictions would probably leave them very doubtful, especially with little to no hard evidence of the existence of the realities shown in the bible, vs. the heavy factuality of science nowadays.
and remember, hitler was a great man in an evil way, and so was christ in a good way (even though i don't really believe in the church, his portrayal is of that of a good sacrificing man). do not be so prideful/arrogant. also, typos/spelling errors aren't really a thing to be ashamed of, i bet that you do it something by mistake yourself.
2007-06-02 21:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by hey h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell for the other question...how naive of me
I understand now. I work in a small store that has regular customers who come visit us a few days a week as they have nothing else to do. You are one of those old guys whose kids won't visit & don't have the heart to put you in a nursing home yet. We will read your little letters and pat your hand & we do not have the heart to tell you that you have wet your pants.
have a nice evening
2007-06-01 10:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"I kept showing them her mispelling of ethnically (she wrote ethically) and they had a good chuckle."
you KEPT showing them? how many times for god's sake? these ladies obviously don't get out much if they still managed to raise a chuckle after the first time. it must be nice to be so easily amused. if you want i can send you a letter i typed last week, you'd love it, hours of fun. instead of "from" i wrote "form", it's chuffing hilarous, i'm only not laughing out loud for i fear my sides might split.
2007-06-01 13:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by AJ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee
Who needs network television comedies when we have *this*?
Keep it coming...it's great. I love a good laugh in the morning.
EDIT: Have you thought about taking your ball-o-string around to show to all those bank tellers and department store clerks and grocery check-out people? I'll bet they would just love that, too....
2007-06-01 11:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Raven's Voice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WHAT? You are ridiculous. What do you have against Europeans, first off?
Secondly, Christians who decided to lead killed scores of people in the name of what they believed in, what they THOUGHT was right. How does that make you any better than the atheists you so begrudge?
AND, doesn't YOUR Bible tell you that the religious will be persecuted? Deal with it!
2007-06-01 10:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by country_girl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're more fun that a barrel full of monkeys!
You can't even tell the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands. Acid Zebra is Dutch, not Danish.
I'm not an European atheist, I am an American atheist. Does that clear things up for you?
2007-06-01 10:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahaha! You are really funny! Can you tell us another one? No, but seriously, you don't seem to be able to make a point without lying...is that part of Christianity?
2007-06-01 15:03:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Great men who try to lead." A little full of yourself are you. No, what's ironic is your whine about what a great leader you are while complaining about being victimized. Typical Christian persecution complex--if you ask me, and you did.
2007-06-01 10:30:55 · answer #10 · answered by St. Tom Cruise 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋