Tell me your best "get out of a ticket" story?

Question

Just for kickers, here's mine:
I was late for work at a hospital, some slow little old lady ahead of me pulled into a 7-11 and I veered around her and over the yellow line and speeding a little. A cop started after me shortly but I only had about a mile to go so I kept on going and finally pulled into the parking lot. Lo and behold, there's a helicopter parked in front of the Emergency Room, whirrring away... so I'm fascinated wondering what's going on. the cop is at my window asking for ID, and I have my stethoscope hanging around my neck and I start twirling the end of it and acting a bit nervous and hurried. The cop figured I must have a big emergency awaiting and was badly needed so instead of taking up any more of my time he just zipped off a quick warning and let me go! Whew, that 'copter sure turned up at a handy time!
Now tell me your favorite story?

Answer 1

Officer was speeding down the highway, passes me, & finally starts flashing his lights to get the cars in front of him to move. I get over behind him when everyone starts to pull over. He starts to slow down until he is below the speed limit by 15mph. I pass him & get off the highway. He follows me into the store parking lot. He says that he is going to give me a ticket for speeding. I tell him that I want him to contact his supervisor & that I will issue him a ticket for speeding, following too closely, abuse of police equipment (turning on lights just to pass,) illegal lane change for exit of highway, & driving too slowly (anything 10mph below speed limit is considered dangerous.) He contacted his supervisor to see if I could write him up. He walked away from my Honda, became animated while talking on the radio, & walked back with my items. Not saying a word he handed me my stuff, jumped back into his car & squealed his tires getting back to the highway. The supervisor contacted me later to verify the call & told me that he laughed at the officer & that he would keep an eye on his use of the lights for personal use. I went home with a funny story & NO TICKET!

Answer 2

Was driving home from work and was pulled over for speeding. I told the officer that "I was about due for a ticket as it had been several years since I had received one." I asked if there were any positions open at the department and what experience I had. He took my license and registration to the car and came back with my ticket. We continued to have a conversation and he started laughing. He said "You just made my day by making me laugh, I am just going to write warning on this ticket" and he did.

I wished I had gotten the speeding ticket. Before the month was out, I wasn't paying attention and ended up rear-ending a truck and hitting the dot bumper. Only damage was to the front end of my car. Cost a lot more than the speeding ticket would have.

Answer 3

I've got one, I think I found it on line though, didn't happen to me but here ya go.

An Officer See's a car speeding, turns on his blue lights and attempts to stop the speeding vehicle, but the vehicle takes a while to stop. The officer, approaching the end of shift tells the operator, that if he can make him laugh, he will let him go with just a warning. The operator tells the officer, My wife ran off with a cop a couple of weeks ago, and I thought you were trying to give her back.

Answer 4

ok some of these are good , so i hope this one makes you laugh

i'm a retired 1st sgt US army , while in texas i got clocked one day for driving 78 in a 55 . of course i get stopped , the officer comes up to the window ask for my license and such , then ask me what the hurry is , TRUE STORY , i tell him officer i just got back from iraq 3 days ago , my wife and i are trying to have a child and she just called me on my cell phone , to tell me she is ovalating and i need to get home now , so we can have sex , the officer looks at me and says well i can't keep a soldier away from his sworn duty . go get ya some , but take it slow it last longer , i swear this is a 100% true story

Answer 5

I was 9 and a half months pregnant, it was Friday the 13th and I get pulled over for speeding and no seat belt,(it just wouldn't fit around me). Out of sheer desperation I faked labor contractions which turns out to be a false alarm. But it was enough of a distraction to make him forget about the ticket or maybe he just felt sorry for me. An agonizing week later I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.

Answer 6

this is true-parking ticket, the meter would not take my coins so i put a dollar on my wind shield as i was going around the corner see a officer he took the dollar and left a parking ticket, when i went to court i told the judge what happened and he told me to get out of his court room and not come back, i wounder now if i should of asked the officer for my change back.

Answer 7

Ok, well I'm driving along at 45mph, and then there's this sign that said "Reduced Speed Ahead." So, when I got to that sign, I reduced my speed to the posted limit. Dang, I hated going that slow. But, no ticket came my way!

Answer 8

Well i was hurrying to do noon supervision at my children's school,i was late because i was watching OPRAH......on a show " 5 ways to talk your way out of a ticket" .......Well anyway i sped threw a school zone too get to another school.When the officer pulled me over ,,,,,,i automatically remembered the show and started trying to talk my way out of a speeding ticket. I went on telling the officer i was stressed out and i would appreciate a warning instead of a ticket and smiled at him and used my sweetest tone of voice....thinking i was doing pretty good ,he asked me for my drivers and registration and went back to his cop car.So anyway i was felling confident because after all ,what better timing to have just watched a show giving me tips.The cop returned with a big smile.......and a wink .and handed me over the biggest speeding ticket i ever received 111.00 in the city????????So much for Oprah's tips lol ,my advice.......a persons better off to keep there mouth shut lol lol lol

Answer 9

never have, but it's been over 25 years that I have gotten a ticket :)

Answer 10

my husband and i were speeding on the highway when a police car pulled us over in the exit restaurants areas. i ran to the bathroom and came out. i said please dont be to hard on him because i am pregnant and had to throw up. he let us go.
thank god