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my friends friend cut off my friends penis on accident, dont ask...but is there a way for him to get a new one?

2007-05-31 18:22:13 · 20 answers · asked by REDWINGS SUCK 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

HAHA YOU BELIEVED ME!!!

2007-05-31 18:53:25 · update #1

20 answers

Right since this is clearly a joke i won't give u advice... I MEAN COME ON THE JOKE CATEGORY who would believe you..................Oh, everyone above me

2007-05-31 18:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0 0

Sure he can cut off the friends who cut off his and use it as a replacement since the friend who cut off his is already a D I C K he doesnt need one :P

2007-06-01 01:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't think there's been much progress with penis exchange, but if his own was kept on ice, there's a chance that it could be reattached

2007-06-01 01:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Levone 4 · 1 0

I saw a man on Ripley's who had to cut off his dick but miraculously he went to have a surgery and his dick was replaced by his middle finger. and believe it or not he can actually get a b0ner and he can get laid.

2007-06-01 02:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Pedigree! 3 · 0 0

There is a way, yes! Science and technology of today, could answer almost all needs!

2007-06-01 01:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1 0

Throwing cats off decks, chopping penises off.

I luv u man! U hella funny!

2007-06-01 01:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess he should have taken better care of the one he had haha

2007-06-01 01:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, that's serious. See a surgeon ASAP, or he'll never get to use it (as he wants to, that is) again!

2007-06-01 01:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0 0

ouch! :( that must've hurt....poor guy. Yeah, i think he could get a new one...just hire a great doctor

2007-06-01 01:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He can go for the Addadicktome procedure.

2007-06-01 01:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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