A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.
Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?
Brother 2: He's Dead
Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean He's Dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the airport you could of told me, The Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.
Brother 2: I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.
Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?
Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.
2007-05-31 17:33:06 · 4 answers · asked by B B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
Business man and a secretary are on a train trip overnight in a Pullman sleeper. He has the upper bunk - she has the lower.
And just like public transportation - in the Summer the AC is not working - and the Winter - the heater is not.
Well - this trip is in the winter and she is cold - She asks - "would you please get me an extra blanket?"
He replies, "What if just for tonight - you and I were to pretend we were married to each other?"
After a thoughtful pause, she says, "OK."
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"Fine, get up and get it yourself!"
2007-05-31 17:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!
2007-05-31 17:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by Darian S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so wrong
2007-05-31 17:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tmabel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-31 19:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by marieLLe.ü 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋