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My girlfriend has the habit of constantly describing things in terms of chickens. For example, she often refers to my, "drum sticks," instead of my legs, and she makes many comments about, "dark meat" and, "light meat." Of course, she uses the words, "thigh" and, "breast," a lot too, but I'm not sure if that is chicken-related since they're such common words. Also, whenever we walk or drive past a KFC, she salutes, "Colonel Sanders." What is going on here?

2007-05-31 17:29:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Now you know your girl is hungry, I say fry her some chicken..If that fails, you could try the chicken dance everytime she salutes Colonel Sanders, and if that fails I say call her a chicken coz sooner than later she'll be pecking all over you, just like chickens do!

2007-05-31 17:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Neshi 2 · 0 0

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2016-11-24 20:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL!! oh gawd that's funny! Maybe you should take advantage of her food fetish while your with her! Perhaps its her attempt to 'talk' dirty for you, and she just hasn't gotten the hang of it yet. Try inserting other words that you like, and maybe she'll pick up on the new verbages.

2007-05-31 17:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by ndngrlz 4 · 0 0

Are you serious?

I have no idea. Maybe she thinks it's cute. Maybe she grew up on a chicken farm, or had a pet chicken, or her mama loves chicken, or she thinks you love chicken.

2007-05-31 17:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Magaroni 5 · 0 0

Well, I can almost assure you that she will be obese rather soon. Other than that, it just seems plain weird.

Though, this is quite humorous, so this could simply be a (rather good) attempt at a joke.

2007-05-31 17:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by theweirdguy1 2 · 0 0

It may have been cute and original at first - but now it's becoming tiresome. Someone needs to tell her that. How old is she? This sounds very juvenile.

2007-05-31 17:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by D 6 · 0 0

well shes either trying to be funny or she REALLy likes chicken it seems like its annoying you i think you should break off the relationship cuz she seems a little crazy

2007-05-31 17:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by HELP ME 2 · 0 0

She is crazy for some chicken.

2007-05-31 17:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Danny S 5 · 0 0

Lmao! wow =D

She's just having fun, deal with it. Why don't you join in with another animal? Be cat ^_^ like me. Purr and stuff.

2007-05-31 17:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ember 2 · 0 0

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