I'm annoyed by the comment "worthless as teats (but the person doesn't say teats) on a boar hog" and "I'm gonna beat you like an ugly red-headed step-child." The comment is meant to be funny and doesn't mean to offend, but I'm rather horrified when I hear these in an educational setting.
The boar hog remark isn't said to students, just the other one.
2007-05-31 17:17:32 · 24 answers · asked by Zumbagirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-31 17:22:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest
1. I'm going to beat you like you stole something.
2. I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
3. If you don't shut up I'm going to give you something to cry about. (normally said after you've been spanked)
4. I wish a ***** would...
5. You're crazier than a road lizzard
6. When someone asks for the time and the reply is "1/2 past the monkey's as*, a quarter til it's whole."
2007-05-31 17:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by J Booty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 10:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll kick yer *** so hard you'll have to clear yer throat to fart.
I'm tougher 'n a two dollar steak.
I'm gonna wipe the floor with ya, then whup yer *** for not gettin' in the corners.
I'll beat you like pancake batter.
I'm gonna tear into you like a mountain lion into a baby goat.
2007-06-01 01:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most annoying is, up to you. The people will constantly say that if you ask them if they would like something to eat or drink. i just don't bother to ask now.
Same same but different is another one but it is rather amusing, meaning just what it says. Such as a car and a truck. same same as they both are vehicles but they are different.
There are more but enough for today.
2007-05-31 17:28:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 of one half a dozen of the other.
same difference.
It don't matter.
I don't care!!! then the reply is...I know you don't care that is your problem.
now my favorite thing to say is..Do what you can and don't worry about what you can't. I made that up when the kids were little and the younger one always wanted to do what the oldest one was doing.. 7 years age difference.
2007-05-31 17:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for real , or these ones what is a these ones. i never heard of them. what pictures these ones over here. come on people for real now learn how to speak correctly. lol. hmm like how Incorporated my words that are annoying in a whole para. lmao. hagd!!
2007-05-31 17:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all good.
Whatever.
I am de facto king of the universe and from my position I am well-equipped to pass judgement on everything you say or do (usually soto voce, and untrue).
I'm a bourgeois pig, and loving it.
I'm American.
2007-05-31 17:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like I think the most like annoying thing is when someone like says "like" after like every other word.
Like I know it's like not exactly a saying but like it makes me want to like make them like stop!
2007-05-31 19:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by pojoe12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama!!! Older than the earth!
2007-05-31 17:31:18 · answer #10 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate it when kids say " I'm going to beat you with your own skull" Its old and annoying
2007-05-31 17:21:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋