there was this guy and he was drowning. a ship rode by and asked if he wanted help and the man said no god will save me. another ship rode by and asked if he wanted help and the man said no god will save me. soon after he died and went to heaven. when he got there he asked god why he didnt save him and god replied "i sent you 2 boats you dumb ***"
thought that was funny heard it on a movie
2007-05-31 16:31:12 · 13 answers · asked by Ashley M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know the Lord helps those who will help themselves, or at least accept the help He sends, even if it doesn't look like His hand in it.
Knew an Order of Nuns that were very poor. They needed new uniforms, and when asked how they were going to get them, the Mother Superior replied "The Lord will provide". Then a Sister with the gift of the gab, went to a uniform manufacturer, and talked them down from the $45 dollars they were asking for them, to $8 each. AND THEN SHE GOT THEM TO FIT, ALTER AND DELIVER ALL OF THEM!
So Mother Superior was right, God will provide, and Sr. Nasmith just made sure he did!
2007-05-31 16:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it told poorly many times before, and I doubt a drowning man could last that lnog
The one I originally heard went something like this:
There's a man sitting at home watching tv. A reporter comes on and says there's going to be a big flood and that everyone needs to leave town at once!
"I know God will save me." The man says.
Sure enough, the flood comes.
Two men in raincoats come to the man's door and offer to take him to safety. "No, I know God will save me."
There's hardly any time to argue, so the men in raincoats leave.
A man in a boat comes by later and says "Quick! Hop in the boat!"
But the man just says "No, I know God will save me." So the man in the boat drives off.
A helicopter comes by, a man tosses a ladder down. "Not much time! Climb up!"
"No, I know God will save me!" And the helicopter flies off.
As it turns out, the man dies. As he goes up to Heaven, he goes up to God and askes "God, why didn't you save me?"
"You IDIOT!" God shouts back. "I sent you a reporter, two men in raincoats, a man in a boat AND a helicopter!"
2007-05-31 23:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Morbid. Nice.
2007-05-31 23:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i origanally heard it with cancer patient refussing treat ment due to god going to save me... had world best surgeon, chemo guy and nuclear med guy shop up at door refused all die day after last guy visited ...
2007-06-01 03:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jay Argentina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Honey, every once in a while idiots like that are born...they give us a laugh and move on!!!
2007-06-01 07:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe God is very very humorous man
2007-05-31 23:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by sanmandude1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man,I laughed til I pissed purple! lol lmho l tif ohhhh that was a knee slapper!
2007-06-01 00:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda funny
i think ive heard it before
2007-05-31 23:35:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is a great one too!
2007-05-31 23:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by funkybass4ever! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PERSUIT OF HAPPINESSS!! <3
lol
that lil kis was funnie!!
best of luck. my wishes to ya.!!
2007-05-31 23:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋