Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table eating a chicken sandwich begins to cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says. "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
2007-05-31 16:22:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
2007-05-31 19:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by pojoe12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Heimlich Maneuver for CHOKING
A choking victim can't speak or breathe and needs your help immediately.
Follow these steps to help a choking victim:
Heimlich maneuver being performed on a standing victim.
To rescue a choking victim:
1. From behind, wrap your arms around the victim's waist.
2. Make a fist and place the thumb side of your fist against the victim's upper abdomen, below the ribcage and above the navel.
3. Grasp your fist with your other hand and press into their upper abdomen with a quick upward thrust. Do not squeeze the ribcage; confine the force of the thrust to your hands.
4. Repeat until object is expelled.
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Thats the real Heimlich Maneuver. But yeah thats great joke. :)
2007-05-31 16:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hymelick Manuever
2007-05-31 16:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by drew2kew 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny Joke.
2007-05-31 16:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Silkeez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Just hope I'm never choking around those hillbillies.
2007-05-31 16:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!
So funny! Almost choked on my smoothie.
So grateful I didn't!
Great joke!
2007-05-31 17:16:35 · answer #6 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not the way we were told to do in in first aid classes, but the next time I run into this problem, I will keep this one in mind. Thanks for the info
2007-05-31 16:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by mickkooz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's hilarious
2007-05-31 16:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That'd be a Shock! LOL.
2007-06-04 14:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha h a kool
2007-05-31 16:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-05-31 16:29:26 · answer #11 · answered by sutil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋