what are your funny kid story's?

Question

what are your funny or embarrassing stories involving your children, this is for my own entertainment...please amuse me lol

Answer 1

I'm so glad that I've taken the time to write these little gems in my families website blog, they make me laugh every time. The first is the most recent, then they go back to last fall.

Overheard one day while my 3 year old son was in the bathroom:
"Okay poops, get out of my butt. Come on other poops, your friends are waiting for you, hurry up!........Okay guys have a good trip." Flush.

After my two month old daughter had her bottle, she was having tummy time and she started to fuss. I went over and picked her up and snuggled for a minute then asked her, "Is it time for a nap?" My 3 year old son, standing about 3 feet away whispered to her, "Say no."

One of our favorite shows while I was pregnant was TLC's A Baby Story which follows pregnant women through the last weeks of pregnancy and birth. One day, my son and I went to an ultrasound. It was a training session for ultrasound technicians so there were five women in the room. I was up on the table with belly exposed, covered in gel, Michael was sitting on a barstool next to me. He had his hand on my belly and was watching the pictures on the tv monitor. After a bit he said to me, "It's okay Mommy, it won't hurt. Now, push." I can only imagine that he got this from watching A Baby Story.

We took Michael to his doctor for a flu shot. He was very excited because he watched me get my flu shot and he had been talking about getting his. As we followed the nurse back to the room he was smiling and bouncing and she asked us if he knew it was coming. Yep, we told her, he's looking forward to it. Michael was very cooperative and sat very still...and then she gave him the shot. His eyes went big and he gave a small shout. Then it was over and he looked at her and said (I swear to God) "Thank you." On the way back through the waiting room this is what Michael said:
"She poked me."
"She poked me in my leg."
"It hurt a little bit."
and then, with his arms raised above his head in triumph, and his voice pitched high, "I got my flu shot."
When asked later if he wanted to get another shot his answer is a definitive "NO."

Answer 2

One time when I lived in Texas while my older daughter was 4 and my twins were 2 there was a tornado that was very close and the sirens were going off. I was freaked because there were no basements in texas and the house we lived in did not any inner rooms to offer safety. So I had this tiny lil closet and rounded my kids up at like 10 pm waking them from a deep sleep. I shoved them in but it was to small for me. I went to run and get something to cover there heads and I got the crib mattress and threw it over them the best I could in the small closet. My older daughter was so confused and looked up at me with this lil sad and scared face and said " Why do we have to sleep in the closet mommy?!" I just about keeled over! It was so cute in such a scary moment!! I now have more kids and so many stories to tell but that's my favorite one in all my 14 years of parenting! LOL!!

Answer 3

Oh do I have a story for you! I have a daughter and when she was 3 years old I was pregnant with my son. We were at the doctors office and they put me on the non stress test for the baby.

I am strapped in on the bed and my purse was on the other side of the room. My daughter picked her nose and handed me a nasty big booger on my hand. I did not know what to do with it because I did not have a tissue, and could not get off the table.

I then flicked it on the floor. The nurse came into the room and my daughter says my mommy just flicked a booger onto the floor. The nurse just looked at me funny and laughed when I said my daughter always makes things up.

I was mad because the nurse did not know if it was my booger or my daughters booger but the nurse thought it was my booger. I was so embarrased, and when I went home and told my husband he was hysterical with laughter.

Answer 4

A few weeks ago, my pre-k daughter told me a story about what happend at school that day. They were studying dinosaurs that week and this particular day the teacher asked if anyone knew what "extinct" meant. Apparently none of the children spoke up too soon, so my daughter said, "It stinks??? Like a dinosaur fart???" She said everyone in the class and the teachers were all laughing so hard at her and she didn't know why. I laughed until I cried that day!!

Answer 5

My daughter was 3 years old and were at the chinese buffet. She is at the table with my friend and I am walking back to the table with a plate of food.

I look over at her and she is smiling so pretty, with her cute little chubby cheeks and she yells at me, "Mommy I farted! Can you smell it?"

Everyone in that place just cracked up laughing, including me. It was just too cute not to laugh, she was just so proud of herself!

Then there was my son when he was 3, we are walking through walmart, him in the cart, and he sees this lady with big breast... to which he yells, "Mommy, she's got BIG BOOBIES!"

I could have died.

Then my youngest son... he had a bad habit. Whenever a woman would lean over him and tell him how cute he was he would reach out with both hands, grab her chest, and scream, "Boobies!".

I'm amazed I haven't died of embarrassment yet.

Answer 6

The other day I took my son out to breakfast, just the two of us. We went to Denny's and got a table for one and a highchair :) Everyone in the restaurant was chatting with me about my son (who is 15 months) Then our food came, including a big glass of milk (with a straw) for Ian. He was slurping away on his milk and suddenly lets this belch that sounded like it couldn't possibly have come from a baby's mouth lol. Everyone around us looked over and no matter how hard I tried, I could not stop myself from blushing lol. NO one chatted with us for the entire remainder of the meal!

My son is sort of famous for his belching...my sister calls them his "dragon burp" because it sounds like he should be breathing fire lol

Answer 7

When my daughter was just over a year old we were at a friends house and she let out a fart that rumbled the floor. It sounded like a man fart! Everyone was looking around at each other trying to figure out who it was when she starting laughing hysterically. We laughed till we cried.

Answer 8

So I was visting my family out of state. I had just bought a new outfiit with a cape-like sweater top which I thought that I looked so cute in and couldn't wait to wear it over to my moms.

So I walk in the door and my 2 1/2 year old newphew screams "Look, My Aunt is a super hero in a cape!"

Then he runs over and screams "I want to be a super hero...I want to wear the cape". So I ended up having to let him wear my new sweater cape around the house so that he could "Fly".

So much for my "Super Hero Cape".....lol

Answer 9

We are standing in line at McDonald's and there was this huge man in front of me and my 4 yr old son. The man had to be at least 400 lbs!!! Anyway, my son looks at me and points to the obese man and says very loudly " look at the fat man"!!! I was sooo embarrassed and made him apologize but then my 4 yr old asks this poor man again..." why are you fat"? I just grabbed my kid and ran out of the restaurant embarrassed and ticked off at my kid!!!

Answer 10

Ok here's one that I enjoy telling. When my son was2(now 23) he and I were out for a walk. A friend asked him how he was and he looked at him and said"not good cause bad bugs bite mommy's baby". Try saying that 5 times fast.