It was the talk of the town when an 80year old man married a 20year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.
The nurse came out to congratulate the old fellow. "That is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The following year she gave birth again.
The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?"
He again said..."You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man."
He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil; this one's black. :)
2007-05-31 14:42:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMIAOSFHISMS............That's what he gets for not servicing his engine properly 90 or not.
2007-05-31 16:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! Hahahaha! He must have had carburetor problems! LOL. LOL.
Kudos! That's a 10*.
2007-06-01 16:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have said a white 80 year old man
2007-05-31 14:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How come Mexicans don't cross the border in threes'?
Because the sign says no "tres-passing"
2007-05-31 14:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one Fidgerty, he sounds like a right Dip stick. x
2007-05-31 20:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.... not changing oil....just keep the old motor running in one direction.....
2007-06-04 05:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What color was the old man and his wife?
2007-05-31 14:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Just_B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea I've heard this be4 but it's one of the greats
2007-05-31 17:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is funny it might get some people mad but it is still pretty funny no offense to anybody
2007-05-31 15:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by AnimeLover4444 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one...
but you made one mistake you said 80 when he was 90
2007-05-31 14:52:17 · answer #10 · answered by Shanny 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's called rasing a rainbow tribe
lol
2007-05-31 14:46:59 · answer #11 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋