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If I can just correct the answerer above me slightly - Simon Cowell hasn't taken our penny: he's one of us, through and through. in fact, his entire mission is to lower the standards of celebrity to a point where people can be famous for being on the TV, rather than for being specifically good at anything.

Naturally then, Taylor Hicks is a name familiar to us.

Paris Hilton, bless her empty little soul, is a stock answer, but the fact is that she's famous not through any deal with the powers of Hell, but because she's the scion of an insanely wealthy family. If she wasn't, she'd be humping a cousin somewhere and thinking herself lucky, in all probability.

Justin Timberlake's on our list, as is Elizabth Hurley, whose talent, last time I checked, was "wearing a risque dress". Tyra Banks? I'll have to check, but I think she's one of Cowell's little projects, to make people believe that modelling is a legitimate and difficult career. Seems to be working. There are plenty more of course - Busted, Hanson, any other little commune of homonculi that assault the airwaves with adolescent dross...

2007-05-31 19:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1 0

Paris Hilton for starters. Mick Jagger, Woody Allen, Tiny Tim, Charo, Pamela Anderson, Sylvester Stalone, Nicole Ritchie, Alec Baldwin, Simon Cowell. That is my list for the top 10.

2007-05-31 21:30:09 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy B 5 · 1 0

Then people must have made a deal with the devil in order to be able to watch people devoid of talent. If people didn't pay to watch them, they wouldn't be famous!

2007-05-31 21:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by punch 7 · 3 0

Charo, Tom Cruise, Keanu Reaves, Britney Spears, Korn

2007-05-31 21:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 · 2 0

Paris Hilton

2007-05-31 21:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 7 0

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

2007-05-31 21:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 0 1

Paris Hilton, Carrot Top, Bam Margera, Keanu Reeves and that flamingly queer guy that hosts all the beauty pageants.

2007-05-31 21:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Marilyn Manson. LOLOLOL

2007-05-31 21:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I can almost envision the response:
'You sure you don't want the money instead Regis?"

2007-06-01 18:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by harleygr62 2 · 0 0

Clay Aiken. Notice he's flaming also.

2007-05-31 21:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 2 1

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