2007-05-31 13:57:47 · 17 answers · asked by MMMM 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha... of course. then they can evolve gradually into humans... and then they can deny that they ever evolved.
2007-05-31 14:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're on the right track, but that's not sick enough to be God-like. Look at the post just above mine, and tell me that wouldn't be unfair to the monkey race!
Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car, ended up
On a life support machine
Summer's day, as she passed away
Birds were singing in the summer sky
Then came the rain, and once again
A tear fell from her mother's eye
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
2007-05-31 15:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, He has a sense of humor -- but I think all the Darwin fans will evolve into monkeys.
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2007-05-31 14:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He does not have experience of humor by using fact humor must be between 2 or extra of an identical form. yet he's unfastened & waiting to incarnate each a million of them as a illustration of their deeds.
2016-11-24 20:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by charneco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has a sense of humor.
Please read 1 Kings 18:26,27
".... and they kept calling upon the name of Ba′al from morning till noon, saying: “O Ba′al, answer us!” But there was no voice, and there was no one answering. And they kept limping around the altar that they had made. And it came about at noon that E·li′jah began to mock them and say: “Call at the top of YOUR voice, for he is a god; for he must be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy.. . ."
2007-05-31 14:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course He does!! Haven't you looked around in R&S lately? Only a fun-loving god could create so many jokes, right?
2007-05-31 14:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by .......... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he has a sense of humor....why do you think Jews are so funny, because Abraham laughed at him...God was like "oh you think that's funny do ya...I'll show you funny"!
2007-05-31 14:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His sense of humor is much better than that. ever heard the pastor-golf joke?
2007-05-31 14:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait! OMG! I think I just figured out why there are still monkeys and why they're not evolving!
2007-05-31 14:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep.
Pass the scotch.
2007-05-31 14:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"He created the giraffe. Does this look like the work of a serious artist? 'Let there be....yellow spotted horses with a big long neck!'"
2007-05-31 14:07:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋