A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-05-31 13:27:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thumbs up!
2007-05-31 13:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by Elmer Stud 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-31 20:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg what a hilarious outrageous joke her new husband was the funniest very good I like this joke where about did you get it from???
2007-05-31 20:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by Shanny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one made me smile. Here is a star.
2007-05-31 20:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2007-05-31 20:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! tht iz pretty gross but funny!
2007-06-01 17:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by island girl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2007-05-31 22:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Sa_San 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha my god that was great
2007-06-01 19:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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funny funny !! lady you rocks!!!!!!!!!
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2007-05-31 21:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by BAD GUY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋