Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
2007-05-31 13:00:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhahhahahahahaha that was quite funny and weird at the same time ,,mind you i did av to read it twice ....10/10
2007-06-01 12:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doesn't make experience, through fact a million/2 way via you're saying that the affection gown does not exist, she became bare. So how can the different woman iron it if it does not exist? i think of you have copied this from someplace and copied it incorrect. .
2016-11-03 06:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by hanrahan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeb was shooting at a deer but missed and up from the ground came a bubbling brew.
2007-05-31 13:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Heard that one many years ago but still one of my favorites. lol Thank you for the smile.
2007-05-31 13:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww... what a nice happy letter!!! I'm just glad my mum is nothing like that!!!! She's smart!!!
2007-05-31 16:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Mom?? hahaha! star!
2007-05-31 13:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL funny
2007-05-31 13:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflamo
that is the best thing i have ever ever read
omg
plz plz make more
*stars *
100000/100000
2007-05-31 14:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny I laughed so hard thanx. You rok.
2007-05-31 13:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Maria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is a messed up^ letter o.O
2007-05-31 13:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋