Little Jimmy was supposed to have a 'current event' every day for school.
He never did his homework and one day his teacher said, "Jimmy, if you don't have a current event for class tomorrow you will fail and have to take this class again next year."
He went home, went to bed, and forgot all about it. The next morning on his way to school he remembered and thought to himself, Damn I forgot to prepare my current event.
Then he saw a cat with two dogs chasing it, running across the railway line. The cat made it across but a train hit the dogs.
When he got to school he yelled, "Teacher, teacher, I have my current event!"
She said, "OK, what is it, Jimmy?"
He told her, "This morning on my way to school I saw a cat run across the railway line and the two dogs that were chasing it got hit in the ar*e by a train."
She said, "JIMMY! Don't use language like that....say 'rectum'.
Little Jimmy laughed and said, "WRECKED 'EM...hell, it killed 'em both." :)
2007-05-31 12:28:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woof woof Fidgerty, good one babe. x
2007-05-31 21:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Hey, Ms. Fidgety, you're on a Roll, yeah! LOL.
I have truly enjoyed Your Posts I've read tonight! LOL.
2007-06-01 17:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke LMIAOSFHISMS have a star.............Jeez the surgeons have been giving an awful lot of senseofhumourectomys tonight.
2007-05-31 12:51:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
k. i had to read it a second time to get it. rectum. wrecked em. it's okay. could have made it funnier.
2007-05-31 12:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke, OK?
Sorry I dont get it.
2007-05-31 12:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhm gay joke
2007-05-31 12:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah I don't get it.
2007-05-31 12:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-05-31 12:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is not bad.......
2007-06-04 05:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please tell the joke again, I don't get it. :-(
2007-06-03 06:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by Prudie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋