The old woman was in her attic with her cat (whom she loved very much) when she saw an old bottle. She started wiping the bottle and a genie appeared. The genie told her she would grant her three wishes. So the old woman wished to become a beautiful young woman and, POOF, she became a very beautiful young woman. Then she wished to have her house full of money from the floor to the ceiling and, POOF, her house filled up with money.
Her last wish was for her beloved cat to become this gorgeous young hunk of a man and POOF, her cat became the biggest hunk she ever laid eyes on. She looked at the man and said, "I love you."
The man replied, "I love you too, but now don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?" :)
2007-05-31 12:11:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke! Guess I can answer that with another!
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
fish jumps out and bites him.
To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by
feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked
by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a
spade killing them both. What can he do?
Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees.
As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to
do and throws them into the lion's cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion
and says "What's the food like here?"
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees."
:p
2007-05-31 12:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Neil B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lucky cat/hunk ( no worries about her getting pregnant) un lucky for them both,( they would've had beautiful children!)
I would wish for happiness, healthy earth with little or no green House gasses, and Unity for all man kind... every OTHER GOOD thing would come naturally
2007-05-31 12:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by Josianne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny and very well worth a STAR, but I have a question......... Whats with all the effin POOF's next thing you're gonna start mincing......LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-05-31 12:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLOL that was absolutly amazing poor woman tho this cute @$$ hot guy and now way to give him a bl0w j0b!!! lol ;)
2007-05-31 12:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by none 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,lol 3more wishes 4 all three that way i would have nine and then i could wish 1 4 u....
2007-05-31 12:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by simon s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckles for me and her, and a star 4 U
2007-05-31 23:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she should of wished for 10 more wishes..then wish that her cat whouldn't be neutered but funny joke!But no star sry.
2007-05-31 12:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LoL. Cute!
2007-05-31 12:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by 2 cute 4u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one ROFLOL
2007-05-31 12:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. You know She regretted That! LOL.
2007-06-01 17:04:08 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋