2007-05-31 11:42:10 · 17 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-05-31 11:47:38 · update #1
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2007-05-31 11:48:19 · update #2
Cuban cigars and passes to the local strip club.
(You do mean Jesus Alvarez, right?)
2007-05-31 11:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
With many gallons of wine, produced from fresh water.
2007-05-31 18:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's smack em the side of the head with a newpaper.
2007-05-31 18:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by G W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He turned water into wine and knew a prostitute. Do the math.
2007-05-31 18:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Should I be waiting for a punchline? :-p
Because this sounds like a setup to me!
2007-05-31 18:45:33 · answer #5 · answered by danni_d21 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Faith, hope, and love. He didn't need to keep them obedient, they just were.
2007-05-31 18:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just the right mix of fear and respect.
2007-05-31 18:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by Desiree 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, he didn't
he told them to stay awake in the garden and they fell asleep
2007-05-31 18:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Riding crop. Thank you, sir, may I have another?
2007-05-31 19:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it said in the bible that he had a rod and a staff... the rest i'm keeping in my imagination.
2007-05-31 18:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sister Matylda 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋