He was such a long time there the the englishment broke in.
He found the Scot lying in a pool of blood with a note attached to the knife in his stomach. The note read: "Here am i broken hearted paid a pound and only farted"
2007-05-31 11:24:08 · 11 answers · asked by Scouse 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i get it and it is funny
made me laugh anyway very good
2007-05-31 11:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so old that it was only a penny when I first heard it.
By the way - "Here I sit, broken hearted, spent a penny and only farted" was actually written on the inside of a cubical door in the toilets at Glasgow Central railway station for many years. It was covered up when they re-painted it obviously.
2007-05-31 11:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by Spacephantom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poem actually goes:
Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Needed a s***
But only farted
It is commonly found on the walls of public toilets.
2007-05-31 11:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny i got taught that as a kid and it wasn't funny then either
in other words a Scotsman wont pay to pass wind !!!
2007-05-31 11:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Care to explain?
2007-05-31 11:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would probably be funny if i understood what it meant, but right now i cant figure it out.
2007-05-31 11:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by Amineh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't make sense man.
2007-05-31 11:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by TKDboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical english humour fekkin crap.
2007-05-31 11:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by S--M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I honestly don't get it.
2007-05-31 11:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? I dont get it
2007-05-31 11:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋