2007-05-31 11:20:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are seliing *quicker* than hot cakes, obvious really.
2007-05-31 11:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by .richard. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.' - Chuck Norris
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2007-05-31 18:58:43 · answer #2 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These hotcakes are selling like hotcakes!
2007-05-31 18:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're selling like Dalmations did after the Disney movie came out!
2007-05-31 18:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"these hotcakes are the best thing since sliced bread"
2007-05-31 19:20:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, I make some hot cakes!
2007-05-31 18:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by TKDboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're selling like rubbers (condoms)
2007-05-31 19:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have some hot buns!
2007-05-31 18:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by Yemi A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
these are hot cakes!
2007-05-31 18:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there selling like hot potatoes.......lol
;-)
2007-05-31 18:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋