A wife says to her girlfriend "our sex life is so dull"
Her friend says "do you ever watch your husbands face when your havin sex"
She says "once & I saw rage"
Her friend says "why would he be angry during sex"
The wife says "Because he was looking thru the window at us"
One day a little girl asks her dad "where does poo come from"
Her dad says "well you know we just ate dinner"...
"Yes" replies the girl
"Well the food goes into your tummy & your body keeps all the good stuff & whats left comes out of your bottem when you go to the toilet, Thats poo"
She looks shocked & says "and Tigger?"
One night an 87 yr old woman comes in from bingo & catches her old man bangin another woman,
she loses her rag & pushes him off the balcony of their 20th floor flat, Killing him,
brought before the court on a murder charge shes asked if she has anything to say?
"Your honour" she says coolly,
"At 94 I figured if he could manage sex he could fly!"
2007-05-31 10:57:10 · 12 answers · asked by Because I Said So 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its Winnie the poo & Tigger
2007-05-31 11:03:09 · update #1
great ones again!!!! keep 'em coming!!!!!! :)
2007-05-31 11:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me! President Bush dies and goes to heck. When he gets there, he begs an pleads with the devil to let him off. Finally the Devil just gives up and says that he can pick his punishment by replacing a person in the room. There were three rooms to choose from. In the first room was the 14th president, Franklin Pierce, standing on his head and balancing a boulder on his feet. Bush passed on that one. In the following room was Nixon. He was in a never ending press conference facing questions about his presidency. Bush obviously passed. In the final room, there was president Clinton, with Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. Bush was ecstatic and chose this room. The Devil said "Okay Monica, you can go now."
2016-04-01 07:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as last time, but not bad either
2007-05-31 11:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMao
2007-05-31 11:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by Shonda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny im still laughing hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaa mwahh ha ha ha ha h aha hahahhahahahahahahaha lollollollollollol
2007-05-31 21:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha those were great. You get a star.
2007-05-31 11:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the 2nd one is really funny♥
2007-05-31 11:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♥KaTeLyN♥ Geaux Tigers 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The 1st one and third ones are funny, buy i dont get the 2nd one.
2007-05-31 11:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
None of them are really that funny...
2007-05-31 11:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hilarias
2007-05-31 11:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by BJ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋