The annual buggy races are coming, and Ezekiel hasn't given back the whip he borrowed. What's wrong with him?

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The annual buggy races are coming, and Ezekiel hasn't given back the whip he borrowed. What's wrong with him?

2007-05-31 10:51:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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Ezekiel is a bit of a strange one. he likes to use the whip on his wifes buttocks and the cows bottom, be afraid! Also when it is returned to you, i suggest washing it in bleach!

2007-05-31 22:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Leave ye the Internet to the heathens, goodman, and ask the Lord for forgiveness, and perhaps ye shall find Friend Ezekiel willing to give back thy whip.

Also, the spoilers on the buggy were overdoing it.

2007-05-31 18:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by jtrusnik 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Demonic possession? Maybe he just forgot.

2007-05-31 17:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by fairbetsy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

He is waiting to be asked for it back

2007-05-31 17:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by truely human 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋