Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-05-31 10:42:51 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!!!!! this is great! thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)
2007-05-31 10:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think i get it but having to think about it ruined the joke so i didn't really laugh...it made me smile a bit so I'm going to give you a star anyway :D
2016-04-01 07:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great joke to bad for bob 10/10 you get a star
2007-06-07 10:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by Russell J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get 2 stars
2007-06-07 17:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by The Jonas Brothers Rule!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I JUST got this is an email like 30 seconds ago lol Its hilarious!
2007-05-31 10:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by iLOVEyou... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Where do you get this kind of jokes. Sure make the wife look bad.
:!
2007-06-07 01:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, haha that is pretty funny here is a star from me.
2007-06-08 06:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by amw_willimas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ha ha She sat on Bob. that is why he is missing. Where do you find that star?
2007-06-07 18:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by lena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! She got what she wanted
2007-06-07 10:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! Poor Bob! LOL.
......... but what type of person demands a present?
2007-06-04 14:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats pretty funny =)
2007-05-31 10:45:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋