Ok so i want to somehow trick my girfriend into cheating on me so i can dump her ***. I cant just break up with her because that wont make her look like the slimey piece uterus she is. I want everyone to know what a dirty dirtball she is. I was thinking of hiring a french guy to woo her with a stupid accent. Please give me good ideas. i want to watch that ho squirm. Oh yeah, if i can somehow get it on tape..BONUS POINTS!!! then i can show her family and my grandma
2007-05-31 10:38:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Thank you to all of you kind hearted souls who gave your amazingly knowledgeable advice. And if you think this, or any other question on Yahoo answers is serious I pitty the foo. Get a sense of humor. No one wants to listen to your Dr. Phil advise, we just want to laugh at those who think they truley are "the answer". Thanks for the 10 minutes of hilarity, i love all you femanists! HEIL ROSIE!!!
2007-05-31 11:05:34 · update #1
Send her to my place...and to prove we did the naughty deed, I'll take great pix of it all....
2007-05-31 10:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are the...how'd you put it? "Slimey piece of uterus...dirty dirtball." And a few other choice words that I'd be kicked off of here for using. If you don't like her and feel this cruely about her then just be a real a$$ man and tell her you don't want to be with her. You're a freakin' jerk man. Disgusting piece of work you are! Ugh!
2007-05-31 17:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by dvlbeneathwings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did this before.
Talk to her and find out if she's ever cheated before on her ex's. Find out information on her specific type of preference for a guy, what he's like and such. Find out what would be the best way to approach her and turn her on.
Don't ask all at once. Ask a little bit at a time over time.
After some time, find someone who fits her 'best sexually attractive guy'. Hire him or ask him or tell him about a girl that he can easily bed and tell him why.
Set up a date and time and let nature take it's course...with your help of course.
ps--People, even if you disagree with me on this subject, I am just answering the question whether you think it's morally right or wrong. He's not asking for opinions, he's asking for methods.
2007-05-31 18:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by LastDon1974 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are the reason that woman call even us good men DOGS. Grow a spine and dump her you bonehead. There is one thing I know pretty well about women. If a woman truely loves you there is no way she will cheat on you. It is just not going to happen so grow a spine and dump her. From this question I can bet she will do far better than you.
2007-05-31 17:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by kbel k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find someone that will just be nice to her and tell her what she wants to hear. You kow those things that you do not feel like telling her anymore like when you were trying to get some. (sorry no offense to you nice girls) This is what you tell those women at work that do not get attention when they get home so that they get thier attention that they need. A little time alone with your friend that treats her way nicer than you do and you are done.
2007-05-31 17:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by ronnny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off, your a jackass. secondly, ive felt the same way about my boyfriend! thirdly...this kinda thing can totally ruin a girl for life therefore i dont think you should do it, and if you still want her to cheat on you atleast dont make her cheat on you in the form of getting knocked up by some guy. not cool. so who really is the dirtball here?
2007-05-31 17:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have to trick her into cheating on you then she isn't the slimey person you claim. You didn't deserve her in the first place. She should have dumped you and found herself a real man.
2007-05-31 17:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by whats.the.deal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even worth 2 points
2007-05-31 17:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No matter how horrible you think a person may be, nobody should be treated like that. Just break it off with her like a civilized person. Don't beat her at her own game.
2007-05-31 17:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by mekelbee04 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about growing a pair and just ending it.
Everyone already knows she's a scum bag is she's willing to spread her legs for the likes of you!
2007-05-31 17:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by Ella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, instead of being devious and childish, why don't you be a man and simply break up with her. Tell her WHY you don't want to be with her anymore, and simply end it. Why jump through hoops to trick and spite her? You've got to man up.
2007-05-31 17:43:29 · answer #11 · answered by Niko? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋