Pinnochio goes to see geppetto
He says "everytime I have sex with my girlfriend she gets splinters"
Geppetto Says "have you tried sandpaper"
Pinnochio goes away to try it.
Aweek later geppetto asks
"How did the problem with your girlfriend work out"
Pinnochio says
"who needs a girlfriend i've got sandpaper".
An elderly couple go to the clinic & ask to be tested for HIV
The councillor asks why they feel they need a test at their age
The old fellah says
"I heard you should be tested after annual sex".
Dave says to Gary
"Im ready for a holiday only this year Im gonna do it diffrently"
Gary says "how so"
Dave says two yrs ago I went to Hawaii & Marie got pregnant,
Last yr I went to barbados & Marie got pregnant"
Gary says "so what about this yr"
Dave replies "This yr Im takin Marie with me"
A small boy goes up to a cop & says "Ive lost my dad"
"Whats he like" says the cop"
"Beer & Women" Says the boy.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
2007-05-31 10:28:02 · 16 answers · asked by Because I Said So 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool hehehehe still laughing
2007-05-31 21:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the ho-ing around, no not think so, but did chuckle over the missing DAD, so gave ya a star
2007-05-31 17:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked the pinochiao one!
2007-05-31 17:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You gaot my star. Funny
2007-05-31 17:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, nice
2007-05-31 17:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by Shynigami 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 3rd one but the rest kinda suck.
2007-05-31 17:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by ?Amber? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I starred it, made me laugh
2007-05-31 17:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lorelai 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! man you got some really funny jokes there, thanks for the laugh
you got a star.
keep em comin
2007-05-31 17:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
them were awsum!
LMAO!
star 4 ya!~
2007-05-31 18:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2nd and third are really funny! lmfao!!!
2007-05-31 17:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋