A man and his wife are dining at a table in a fancy restaurant,
The husband keeps staring at an old drunk lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until his wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes, sighs the husband, "she's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
2007-05-31 10:23:45 · 10 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good!
I know jush how she feelsh. HIC. Shorry.
2007-05-31 11:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny Funny!!
2007-05-31 12:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep! made me chuckle you deserve a star
2007-05-31 23:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe hahahahahahaha loved it star
2007-05-31 10:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by Em 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh classic thankyou
2007-05-31 10:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by ladyni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA FUNNY LOL
2007-05-31 10:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by lovecats14 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
2007-06-01 06:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-31 10:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by bowlesmdb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.........
2007-05-31 10:34:17 · answer #9 · answered by seaview 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**lol**
2007-05-31 10:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋